11-16-2017, 10:51 AM
My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
Yeppers, my mask gave me a facelift. A compelling reason to use an FFM for your beauty sleep.
Consider this. My face is bathed and plumped all night by the humidifier. Every little old lady wrinkle within target range has been dissolved.
Clearly this has saved me $30k and lengthy rehab from a massive surgical intervention.
Newbie? Find it difficult to meet your compliance targets? No prob. 4 hours per night and you’ll be a whole new you.
It gets to work right away while you sleep. You’ll see results in under a week. Guaranteed.
There’s only one downside. My face is smooth as a baby’s bottom but in a peculiar triangle stretching from the bridge of the nose to below the lip. Odd.
Share your unanticipated xPAP benefits and throw in some fun!
Consider this. My face is bathed and plumped all night by the humidifier. Every little old lady wrinkle within target range has been dissolved.
Clearly this has saved me $30k and lengthy rehab from a massive surgical intervention.
Newbie? Find it difficult to meet your compliance targets? No prob. 4 hours per night and you’ll be a whole new you.
It gets to work right away while you sleep. You’ll see results in under a week. Guaranteed.
There’s only one downside. My face is smooth as a baby’s bottom but in a peculiar triangle stretching from the bridge of the nose to below the lip. Odd.
Share your unanticipated xPAP benefits and throw in some fun!
A bit more of an adjustment and not for tummy sleepers, but you can get far better facial skin treatment to go with your xPAP therapy 
My facelift may as well be a facial as well. My ruddy countenance so appreciates the extra stimulation and plumpness, I now blush like a maiden. 
Bright red. I look like the triangular caution sign on the back of an Amish buggy.
